After God made Adam he was naked and lonely. He said to God, you are supposed to be all powerful and all knowing so why would you create me alone and without any social interaction?
So God put Adam to sleep and took one of his ribs and created Eve. Adam awoke and complained to God saying you made me out of dirt, why did you not make Eve out of dirt? God thought to Himself....already there are only two humans in the Garden of Eden and all I hear are complaints.
God told Adam and Eve not to eat from The Fruit Of The Tree of Knowledge. One day Satan appeared in the form of a talking snake. Now as clever demons go, Satan was known to be the most clever, but a talking snake? This was not one of his best ideas.
Right away Eve knew snakes don't talk but she played along to see where this was going. Adam wondered why the snake could talk and Eve explained that when people read the story about them, the reader might get confused about the role of Satan so the author made him into a snake as a sinister persona of evil. Adam said, "huh"...and Eve simply walked away thinking, "This is what happens when you make a man out of dirt."
To make a long story short, Eve decided to eat from The Fruit Of The Tree of Knowledge so she could obtain her college degree as part of her life plan. This led Satan to believe he had fooled her but little did he know since he had no experience with women that she was on to him.
When CNN broke in with a news bulletin telling what Eve did God got angry since he was an all-powerful chauvinist and threw both Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden. But that was ok with them because they felt the rent was too high anyway.